Myths (Vinyl)

Vinyl always sounds better than CD

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The vinyl surface is heated to several hundred degrees on playback, and repeat play of the same track should wait at least several hours until the vinyl has cooled

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Proper vinyl playback is click-free

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Vinyl is better than CD because it reproduces higher frequencies than CD and avoids anti-aliasing filter issues at the frequencies CDs can reproduce

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Vinyl is better than digital because the analog signal on the vinyl tracks the analog signal exactly, while digital is quantized into steps

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Vinyl has greater resolution than CD because its dynamic range is higher than for CD at the most audible frequencies

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Adding a penny to the headshell improves tracking/sound

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A cartridge is permanently damaged and should be replaced if the stylus appears even slightly bent

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Belt-driven turntables are better than direct-drive turntables

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